An Introduction If You Must

I can't tell you who I am. I'm sorry. But I just can't do that. Spiderman would kill me if he knew who I was. And kept revealing his very secret hidden locations on the World Wide Web. There's no telling what rascal or villain is out there reading this. I am just writing in hopes that you might be a secret Spidey supporter as well. You are, aren't you?

Well, I suppose I can tell you few things about me. I work for The Daily Bugle. Yes, I am quite aware of the non-Spidey-friendly stance of the paper, but it's a job, right? Even as more and more reporters are being laid off and the economy is tanking, one has to make a living right? I'm a freelancer if you must know.

What? You thought that I liked getting dirt on Spiderman and working for The Daily Bugle? God no, I couldn't stand working with Jonah Jameson full time! Are you kidding me? Oh, don't tell my Boss I said that! Please! But as for dirt on Spiderman, that's what I'm doing right now, aren't I? Reporting Spidey sightings live from the city of Ithaca.

Well, what do you want to know?